What I learned over the weekend

~* Spending a weekend at the lake with family is one of the greatest ways to have a blast, laugh yourself silly, and burn your nose to a crisp. Just call me Rudolph.

~* Playing word games at midnight can lead to some hilarious descriptions, and ridiculous definitions (I still don't understand how meat cleaver won for 'most sensitive').

~* Extensively quoting the movie, 'Rocket Man', after midnight games, can bring on uncontrollable laughter, and a set of *very* sore cheek muslces.

~* If you let your lower lip go slack while going 60mph on a jet-ski, it jiggles around in a very odd way and looks hilarious.

~* If you don't know how to do jumps or anything cool, waterskiing gets boring after about 5 minutes.

~* There are some very unfriendly women out on the lake.

~* There are some very friendly men out on the lake.