You should know this by now...

You'd think that by now, having been out of the womb for 8 months, my kiddo would've learned a few things. For instance,
'Mommy likes to sleep without interruption for at least 6 hours at night', or maybe,
'Mommy doesn't like it when I wake up every 3 hours screaming at the top of my lungs, only to have me eat for two minutes before falling into a deep, deep sleep'.
Apparently I've been remiss in my training, because Alexis can't seem to grasp this important, and very foundational concept.
Not only is that a problem, but her pessimistic nature at such a young age is shocking. Trying to remove soggy, gooey pieces of half masticated cheerio from her chin is met with distrust, as she pushes my hand away, and tries to ensure I don't get even one tiny, goo-glob of her food. I have never tried to steal a sucked-on-cheerio from my daughter to satisfy my own hunger. I don't even like soggy cheerios.